The Crown of Aquilea Empire is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine the First with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.154 billion Aquileans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquil. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aquilean economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion Golden eagleses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 277,892 Golden eagleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', and protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aquilea Empire's national animal is the Two-headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of the Imperial House.

Aquilea Empire is ranked 260,492^nd in the world and 107^th in Palatine for Safest, scoring 12.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.